13 Sept 2018

Fabulous, juicy, peachy, bubble butt and all kind of stupid bullshit

13 September 0



When I was a child I didn't like P.E. classes. No, this word is not strong enough. I hated them classes. It has always been a torture for me. I could think about all kind of excuses just to not attend the phisical education. Surprise, as now, when I am 23 years old, I can't imagine my life without fitness and some kind of phisical activity. I will find all kind of excuses just to move my ass from the coach and do something. Ow, and I am also a fitness instructor, jumping trainer and for almost 5 years I have been working in hotels in different coutries fighting to get a possibility to be responsible for the fitness or sport activities for tourists. Isn't life ironic?

Now I have realized what's been a problem back then. And what seems to be a problem now, after all these year. Poeple and nasty bitches. Let's call here the names, let's not hide the truth. I am not news in TV or on the radio, am I? So I am about to tell you what, in my opinion, is the biggest problem for moving you ass and doing something with your life. And I will focus on a fitness, shape etc. part of the topic.

Imagine you're going to the gym. You can already feel them endorphins go up, the adrenaline, this feeling in your body. You're finally doing something to change! To be better! No more looking in the mirror and hating what you see, no more sitting on the couch without a possibility to touch your toes, because your belly is too fat! No more baby ! You made it till the stairs, there's no going back now! You're in! You can do this!

Great, you changed into your new fitness clothes. They smell new, the feel amazing! Ow my! You're on the top of the world, beautiful. Here we go! You enter the room. There are few other people waiting for the instructor to start the class. The atmosphere is pretty awesome. You feel good between all of them people, because they all have the same target as you. And everyone starts somewhere, and you start here. And you know you can do this, because all them people can, and they are here and they will support you or kick your ass when needed. All good!

The instructor puts on the music, smiles and starts the introduction to the class. Wow, she is so nice and she is not judging anyone ! You feel it! Your mind is changing so will your body! Let's do this!

Wait....

The door opens...

Quick check out of the "late" one. She is wearing them tight shorts showing off all her good parts. Nice ass, garage instead of her hips. Nice nice, she was once a beginner too, everything is possible and she can be your motivation. Wait..she enters the room and walks slowly towards the instructor. Slowly, hip side to side. "Watch me I'm fabulous!" says her way of being, because how else to call it. She stands just in front of the instructor. Great, you can follow her moves.

But you slowly start feeling a bit down. Your mood somehow got darker. But it's ok. It will go away, right?

But then you're realizing that the Fab Babe is turning around from time to time to check out what's happening behind her. You can see her glaring at other people, from the feet up and from up to the feet. Ow! There there! You notice that! That bitch is judging every fucking one in this room!. Like who the fuck invited you here!? You realized that you're not the only one who feels a bit overwhelmed by that Fab Babe. Something is changing, and it's not gonna be good.

The class is coming to an end and you feel good. Good, but not amazing. Not the way you felt when you're entering the gym, walking up the stairs, getting ready and putting this amazing outfit on. No, it's just ok. Should you give up?

No! Fuck sake, never! And here comes the problem, do you understand me?! And it's been following you since early school years. There's always this Fab Babe, this judging bitch, the monster, who thinks she is better, she can do more and heavier! Jeez, bitch, calm your tits down and park your airplane somewhere else! We are all here to enjoy our time and change something with ourselves and you ain't gonna stop it by being bitchy!

Ok, fine. You look great We all can see that. But just because you're a bit further with your jurney doesn't mean you have to put others down and push them down the pillar, is it. Honestly, you've beens tarting once too and you're where you are because you had people who were pulling you or pushing you to move forward, right? So open your eyes and wash this bitchiness off your face, because putting other's down or judging them from your point of view won't make you a better person, won't give you any bigger hips or others smaller. Got it?!

It's been like this since the primary school, remember?
Fat or bigger kid never wanted to change in front of the others. The slower runner didn't want to run with other kids. The girls with the bigger/smaller boobs didn't want other girls nor boys to see her in a P.E. uniform and this boy with weirdly long legs never came for the calss. Did anything change?

Yes, our age. But everything else stayed the same.

And why? Because of you judging bitches who can not mind their own business and hold their own butts. Again, next time you want to judge-look at someone close your eyes and recall how you used to look like and what it was like when you were at the beginning of your journey.

Thank you.
Goodnight.
Fuck off.

18 Aug 2018

VHS movies, flirting on MSN, Getting a video from the rental shop, Internet Explorer fun and all the fun before we became adults.

18 August 0
So yea, I am 23 years old. When did that happen? 

And now what ? What am I supposed to do? How am I supposed to act? What are your 20's all about? What are the taxes? How not to lose your shit on everyday basis? How to sign for a doctor appointment and how to cook and egg in the kettle?
Don't you think that being in your 20's is a terribly confusing time? Because, honestly, what are that age norms, expectations? What the 20 should and shouldn't do or be?

Like honestly, I've got friends who own houses, friends renting and friends who still live with their parents and don't do shit with their lives. I've got friends working 3 jobs to maintain a live on some desent level, friends with their own businesses and friends who live from their parents' money and have never worked a day in their live. I've got friends who have graduated from different kind of unis from different parts of the whole world and friends who still have no idea what they are doing with their lives (hi, it's me here). I've got friends who have seen the world and friends who have never left their childhood city.

Some of them are parents, loads of them are engaged or married. Some are even divorced or close to getting a divorce. Yet there are still friends who have never been in a serious relationship or are trying to live their live by partying and trying all sort of new things.

Not a big deal, is it?

I've got friends who have taken their lives away, because of different sort of situations in their live. I've got friends who passed away, not by their choice, and many more have been involved in some kind of accidents. Yet, there are still friends who have never felt grief strangle in their heart.

Because the thing about your 20's it that there is no right or wrong, no better or worse and mostly, no-one is better that anyone else. We are not participating in any race. We all are trying to live our lives, to live the best we can and to reach the end of our path in a best, tho not the quickest, way. And that's ok. There's no need to judge anyone, because we all are doing the best we can. Even if it sucks sometimes, even if it's not easy sometimes...it will be worth it. It will all matter at the end,

I would like to thank Dani C, whose post I found on facebook
and it opened my eyes a bit and let me write this post.
Partly in my own words, partly borrowed few. 

11 Jul 2018

Angelina Jolie lost 10kg; The new detoxing diet; This new foundation will make your face unrecognized!

11 July 0


Who cares?


Honestly, sometimes I don't know what to write anymore. If I tell you about magic of Tenerife, would you be interested? If I write about that time when I saw dolphins "talking" to whales, would you stay? If I don't inform you about the new drama in show business, would my entry attract you? What should one write about to get to the audience? Diets? Hair? Cosmetics? What if I don't want to? What if I don't feel it?

Have you realized how this world is changing? In which way we are going? Doesn't it all seem kind of fucked up to you?

We live in a world full of bullshit. Let's call the things by their names, ok? I've got the feeling that all the rules and values are day by day disappearing. We are getting closer to the day, when it will all be gone. 

If I go out with some colleagues for a beer you don't want to talk about what I believe in, what I've been through, where I went or where I broke my nose. You don't care what's important to me, what makes me happy, what breaks my heart in pieces. No. Why would you. You've got your own life, your own problems and shit going on, don't you? But why don't you mind talking about this new dress you saw in H&M last week? Why do you want to keep complaining about your boyfriend and how he never buys you flowers, even tho he took you to your favourite restaurant few days back. But who cares, no one cares about good things. Let's just show everyone that our life is worse than theirs.

If I tell you I got promoted, I am going for a long trip or that I am very happy, because my dog finally stopped peeing on the floor, you will turn your head away or make a stupid excuss to leave, because I am happy and you don't want to hear about it. Happiness is boring, isn't it?

But if I start talking about this new episode of Warsaw Shore, you'll somehow have so many things to say on this topic. And have you seen this new lifeguard? Isn't he a hottie? And Jessica from high school got fat, you know that already. Mathiew got divorced, I am sure he deserved that. Ow ow ow wait! There's also this other thing! Angelina Jolie lost 10kg! She must be starving herself!

And if I tell you I don't give a single shit about stuff like that, we suddenly have got nothing in common. Because you don't want to talk about personal stuff. About my life, your life. Things that actually matter. 


People are starting to close themselves in. Small talks are easy, because they don't show our true selves. But don't they really? If you can talk about the new colors of the nail polishes, that new hair treatment or Mathiew's divorce, but can not give your opinion about dogs being thrown out of the cars every single day, about your dreams and goals, about the future or about things that make you happy, what kind of person does it make you? 

People don't talk anymore. They do not communicate in a right way. Because sending few messages on facebook in a week is not a right way, ok? Sending me a snapchat from your breakfast is not ok. It is not how it supposed to be, where it supposed to go! It's just not right! 

Call, meet for a coffee, go for a walk. But talk. And talk about things that matter. Things that are important. There is so many people right now afraid of saying what they thing to be judged. And everyone does. We judge people for simple things and then we are surprised they are afraid to tell us their secrets. Even if it's about their favourite cake or dog's name. We don't share any personal info, because everything could be used against us, wouldn't it?! 

And is it supposed to be this way!? Should people be afraid to speak!? Should people hide in their insides, keep their deepest thoughts?! Are YOU afraid to speak?

I say no! And I want you to think about it this way.

If you keep throwing things to the fire, it will never stop burning. The same is with us, human beings. If we will be keeping all things to ourselves, if we won't have a chance to put some things away, to clear our mind, to talk, we will keep throwing things to our fire and then, one day, we will explode or everything will burn. And we can't let that happen. 


So don't be afraid. If you feel sad, say it. Say what is bothering you. If you're happy, share with the world. Share your happiness and let other be happy with you. If you want to cry, cry as much and as long as you want. There will be someone next to you who will hold your hand, because we are not made of rock. We are breaking sometimes and it's ok. If you wanna jump, jump as high as possible. If you jump, you live. And the Earth is a beautiful place to do so, we just have to understand that and fight our fears, open ourselves to impossible. Smile a bit more, laugh a bit harder and hug a bit more often :)


10 Jul 2018

Have you ever found a half naked guy on your balcony?

10 July 0


03/10/2014

"We started October with a Boom! On the 1st day of this month we have been woken up by some noise on the balcony. I stood up, I pulled away the curtains and there he was....a half-naked guy! WTF!? I am running to the other side to close the balcony, but the door were broken! I go to wake up R. What the fuck is going on!?

After few moment of putting ourselves together, R decided to go outside onto the balcony to ask him what he was doing there and how he ended up in our apartment at 6 in the morning! He knew shit! He was still recovering from the night before.  His trousers where ripped and his phone broken. (What You need to know is that out balcony is located kind of high and it's barely possible to get on it. But he managed. Doesn't matter.)

We found his room card in his pockets and, as mature and responsible adults, we decided to walk him back to his hotel, because...why not. We left him there and came back to out apartment to get ready to work. Funny story. In Poland I would probably scream, call the police, go crazy. And here?! What else can happen on this island?

One day you find a cat under your bed, and the other there is a stranger on your balcony. Why not. YOLO."


9 Jul 2018

Buy that Tequila, take your shoes off and go for a walk on a beach. You might end up swimming with dolphins.

09 July 0


10/09/2014

"Today was better. I decided to be happy. No one cares if something is bothering you. Fuck this. I prefer to chose happiness and smile over this whole negativity which is already poisoning the world. I am throwing all the sadness away from my head. It's time to start enjoying my life. It's time to be happy.

1. If you don't chase after what you want - you will never get it;
2. If you don't ask - the answer will always be "no";
3. If you don't make a step forward - you will always be in the same place;

I am fighting for my dreams, for what I believe in. To make my life important. To wake up every morning with a smile on my face. What's in the past, is in the past and should stay there. It will never come back and it doesn't mean it's a bad thing. You have to move forward and keep your head high. With the effy smile on you face. (And the bottle of Tequila in your hand)."